Like, a fist-bump, you know.

What’s a dap?

Ha!

This is really a moot point for the city of Miami, given that its team's stadium will be underwater by 2020.

Nice.

The Bulls would release him, but at this point he can’t even take a hike.

That plea deal is a fucking disgrace. Pick-up sticks were supposed to be banned rather than required.

Ditka: ….ya see kid [puffs Cuban], what I'm saying is things in life don't just get handed to you on a silver platter.

..

+1

She obviously regrets turning herself in, but hindsight is 200/20.

That’s so dumb. +1

+1

The fine’s really a moot point. Even the handicapped need to sit through 9 innings of a Ray’s spring-training game for parking there.

Bill’s being a bit harsh; it's not like that shooting star was on his radar either.

Ventura: [checks out Tiffany’s diamond]

+1

[is touched by every rendition]

"The fuck was that about? I could barely keep up."

This is a fucking gem. +1