That’s a good line. The second really isn’t necessary, however.

Well, NCAA sanctions are bound to come. It's common knowledge that these athletes aren't allowed to spike anything except for drinks.

Well, at least PSU's program is finally showing signs that it’s fixed.

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The sexual transgressions come as no surprise; it’s not like West Point has ever taught its Cadets to respect privates.

Over at Navy, the behavior’s even more rampant. Believe it or not, dives are actually a part of the admission’s process.

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not to mention, the double pump.

The Lakers mortgaged much of their future to acquire Nash in 2012

That, and the soiled pants.

Well by that point, he must have known that he was knee deep in shit.

This actually reminds me of a Basquiat piece.

Heh.

Enforcement of the one-child policy has really gotten out of hand over there.

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Bieber: [eyes top shelf]

We knew that UNC's Department of African and Afro-American Studies offered sham classes.