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Clayton Kershaw: [writing Haiku]

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It comes in 5 other colors. Eli couldn’t decide, so he just picked 6.

[turns propane tank nozzle, throws sirloin on]

Unfortunately, the only thing the producer neglected to synthesize was a vaccine.

“You two want a job?"

Will you be my +1 to Mr. Lector’s dinner event? Nothing makes me sizzle more than a robot with a refined palette.

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Every true birds' fan knows there are certain unwritten rules when watching them play. Sure, if you use binoculars you may look like an idiot, but it’s still allowed. She's disgraced our entire community. Was the shot worth it? Probably not. Plus, only an idiot would attach a DSLR to a rigged monopod.

And here I thought that the preseason never included any high stake games.

A for creativity, D for execution.

That's on the heels of today's dual, damning reports about the role FSU brass played...

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On the other hand, he's finally recorded third out.

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