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-Drunk Greg 40 yard dashes

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Ferry's statements don't seem that bad considering his accuser is the minority owner.

If you can translate Berman's boozy drivel into English, please take a shot.

Cabinet for Player Affairs & Policy: Given we now have access to the tape, the recommendation of this cabinet, sir, is to take swift and forceful action.

This is so fucking funny. +1

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Oh yes. +1

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While War Machine's chances of victory dwindle, the Battle of the Bulge still continues between his ears.

Don't think twice, it's all right.

..

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That's Benson, in the wheelchair, breaking down as he sees himself unexpectedly immortalized in twice-life-sized bronze, immortalized as a civic hero for having made sound business decisions.

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Drew Millard is actually Joel Stave's pen name.

[reads joke]

No, no, NO! You're supposed to wait until halftime for the music.