Poor reporting. Who does Molly play for and why is she getting suspended as well?

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Honestly, I just feel bad for these people. Think about it - he must be really used to getting the shit kicked out of him.

+1 you goddamn fool.

You'd think the record would have broken him.

It's even more rampant in the NHL; you should hear what players get called in Vancouver.

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In all fairness, "haul ass and move those goddamn' chains" might be confusing to someone who's never played RB before.

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Ray Rice: I'm so glad we're still together. Even Roger agrees it's for the best.

Jerry: [thinking to self] Okay, JJ. Just keep it cool. Play hard to get.

Should he even have a shower at all? No, seriously. It just seems inappropriate. I can't believe we're even discussing this. He's not even engaged yet.

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"he very likely has a substance abuse problem. Even assuming he does, though, there are grades and degrees."

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What a waste. They could have hired 1,200 additional professors with that kind of cash.

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