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Well, there's always baseball to fall back on, Tony. Down the stretch, contenders are always looking for a clutch guy who can deliver the big pinch hit.

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Similar figures were reported by Mickey Rourke's surgeon.

Celebratory Dinner

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Ha!

"a crew of mostly white referees will spend their Sundays monitoring for schwa sounds."

[kinja'd]

Nah, nah. I had a vague recollection only in form. The jokes completely original and hilarious.

It's safe to say Shawn won't be featured on the extended release.

-Customized Build-A-Bear, autographed by Tom Ley

-Monthly subscription to premium internet porn site once you forget to cancel 14 day trial

-350 VHS tapes