Thirty dollars! You're going to spend that much money on a shirt you won't wear again until you mow your lawn?

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a*

Trainer: [pulls out syringe] the fuck you get this, Phil?

Can't really fault KMSP's producer. That clip's from The Amazing Spiderman 2. Understandable confusion; I mean, it's also going to end up raking in millions irregardless of the the fact it's a piece of shit.

Perfect execution. +1

Nice. +1

[shows up]

[Sorry for non-joke in advance]

Good tweet.

[crunches numbers for YPC/NFLx/A]

Is this the preamble to your upcoming "Coconut Waters Ranked, in order of Deliciousness" article, Tim?

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If you're gonna' make such an outlandish claim, at least do so with dignity and log into your work account, Marchman.

"It would have been paid for by interested Miamians via Kickstarter"

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Fuck beer, I'll take a 5th of Jameson for $25 over a case of mediocre brew all day. Liquor is more versatile and efficient.

NBPA: [Goes left]

Relax, it's just monopoly money.