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Bonus: you now have a new euphemism for going to the bathroom.

Drew: Onto less somber sporting news, let's now turn it over to Jim, reporting live from Le Tour de France.

Roger's Rice Recipe™

chupacabra69: Will this bitch still cook tho?

Ha!

+1

You can tell a guy he sucks, but how much can he really suck if he's being paid to be where you spent money to get in?

[pulls up stool]

One month later:

+1

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For all inquirers, I highly recommend Ray Fontaine's CONLAW 101 course.

[Shatters Yadier's left kneecap]

Unless your area code is 19103 or 19118, no.

+1

Jay: [turns on ignition, hits gas, car doesn't move]

.

Nice. +1

"I understand if you're tuckered out. You had an exhausting day that presumably included eating, keeping your head upright, and screaming," remarked Dr. Whitney, examining his latest EKG results. "Get some rest and come in next week for a follow-up, Mr. Limbaugh."