Samar, good article, but it begs the question: what's this have to do with Lebron?

Of course not you fucking idiot.

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Goddamn right it is.

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That tat' right above his ass is clearly a trampled-on stamp.

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Update #53: Local authorities leave scene. Residents devastated. Lebron decides to take shower instead.

Tawny, wise as she is, then clipped the mast of the ship. The support beam split, the whole truss collapsed and the Zookeeper took a splintered joist to the neck. Bleeding out, he reached up to the sky. A few droppings landed on his pallid face, and Tawny flew away.

"In the old days, a party used to mean cheap pizza, off-brand local supermarket soda, and having to leave when your mom picked you up on the way back from the mall."

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Pleather did it better :(

You're right. I'm not actually a linguistics professor.

That sounds like an incredibly painful experience. I could maybe see handling the tires if one washed it down with gasoline, but the undercarriage is definitely not edible. Did the players make it out okay at least?