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Q: u?

As a professor of evolutionary linguistics, the phonological development of the Proto-Germanic language never ceases to amaze me.

ugh, +1

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It's irresponsible journalism to ask the opinion of a guy who's constantly swaying back and forth.

It's an encouraging sign for the Rays, whose stadium is usually filled with crickets.

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Sometimes, one cannot find the right words to express the right things. This is why the famous Broadway musical RENT exists:

+1, perfection.

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Ley: Hi, yes, please send all obnoxious inquiries and/or payments for such to complaintbox@deadspin.com

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[Turns on the telly, flips to SVT2]

"It's not a money thing for Dan," Snyder's former sidekick claimed. Instead, Cerrato dropped some Freud on us.

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Though his civil suit is doomed to fail, justice will surely prevail in the criminal court proceedings - his barber faces 5-10 years for aggravated assault with a #2.

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