[jaw drops] +1

Sammy Sosa: [signs bat, gives it to heckler]

Marchman Rankings, ranked:

Get a new doctor - this time, find one who holds an M.D.

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+1

Obviously these fans aren't wheelchair bound. As the photo evidence clearly shows, there's no rope or duck tape anywhere in the vicinity.

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I would reach into my fanny-pack, pull out 9 sparklers, and light them all up. This way, I could pay homage to the "photobomb" trope, while at the same time using relatively innocuous combustibles in doing so.

[watches clip]

+7, or as her father calls it, "no food for a week."

+1

more like Classless President, amirite?

Little known fact: 'cobra, brah!' is actually Buzz Bissinger's pen name.

she didn't even require 50,000 retweets to follow through with it!

Matheny's response was widely applauded among the St. Louis fan base; they usually have to wait until October to see a wild Card upset.

Excellent. +1

+1

That's an inverted Buffalo Nickel, none of which existed in 1002.

Ley's favorite band is Creed.