"It's called a 'Birth Certificate,' asshole. No need to pile on."

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As a huge Browns fan, I can relate. Last year, I proposed to my girlfriend outside of destitute, shit-stained junkyard when all of a sudden, a boorish, ash covered creature crawled out from under his cardboard box. "Congratulations, I hope it turns out for the best," he said in passing. What an experience. Though she…

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Just head to the trainers room. You'll find an injured horse or two, as well as a much quicker way to go out.

Clearly an homage to Kevin Durant.

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Humans are very naturally competitive animals. No human should be drugged up or beaten, but running is instinctive.

Stud Committee: Vote results regarding proposal to pass "All or Nothing" rule into Thoroughbred racing law:

In my experience, the best cure for a hangover is drinking.

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"Michael Jordan would have taken Gatorade through an IV if it meant he could get back in the game."

Despite the concussion, he still claims he's Aoki.

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