"In some awesome-sounding tests by Brazil's Federal Police, they chucked a bunch of them out of the upper deck of a stadium and announced that the chance of a serious head injury for someone reached 80 percent."

"Temporarily exiled to China for the sin of being mentally ill" also happens to be the definition of "defector" in North Korean.

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Thanks, I had no idea. It's reassuring to hear that you deal with this sort of thing all the time.

Look, I'm all about safety first. Don't get me wrong. I'm just saying, wouldn't you call a fire code that prohibits even one match in the whole stadium over the top????

Talk about a police-state. Since when do you need approval from the fire department for simply holding a match?

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Well, at least he's potty-trained. Despite his best efforts, this little guy couldn't produce a single skid-mark.

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I'm actually relieved he didn't have a cup when he dove to make the catch. It would have been such a waste of a perfectly good $18 beer.

A faggot is a unit measurement for a bundle of twigs. I'm not a bundle of twigs.

Shut the fuck up.

"It's a boy!"

According the Gregorian calendar today is Friday, which is a good day.

This guy. +1