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WEEKLY CAPTION CONTEST DUAN:

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I feel badly for the lone fan who witnessed it in the front row. What a ripoff. I mean, the guy is paying premium prices for nosebleed seats.

"Explain yourself."

"Think you got it bad? Put yourself in my hooves."

CAPTION CONTEST DUAN, APRIL EDITION:

Samer, with the latest release of Kinja, do you as feel as though the "empowerment" of the commentariat, in which the "the line between the author and commenter is blurred" is actually beneficial to the comment section of Deadspin? In your opinion, do you think Nick Denton simply doesn't realize that the majority of

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Deadspin takes a Kinja Tiger to the neck, somehow survives.

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If you haven't seen David Lynch's Blue Velvet before:

+1 (you had me at Miranda).

OKAY! So it was a hotly contested race tonight. Lots of entries and recommendations, etc. But CGS is the official winner of March's Caption Contest, with a rec score of 1. Congrats, CGS. Savor this victory, April is just around the corner.

"Hey, pal, cut the commentary. No need to worry, it's just a small dose of the New Kinja Experience."

MONTHLY CAPTION CONTEST DUAN:

Wake up on the wrong side of the bed, Jay? Sanin's seen Bettor Daze...

[pulls out instructions for Jenga]

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