I capture the fleeting glory of youth seven times a day. In a tissue.

If you really want to see an NFLer with a bad rap over an awful beat, check out Ray Rice's latest video.

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After digesting that $5 foot long, this still remains the second worst Subway accident I've ever been witness to.

Here's wins vs. payroll figures in 2013. Not really sure why I did this, and I was also too lazy to add the team names to the data points. The R-squared number is shitty (meaning payroll was not a reliable indicator for wins in 2013). If one did this for multiple years (and thus had more data points), I'm sure it…

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This guy! He's back.

[repeatedly hits glass]

The fuck are you guys ranting about? Magary was bragging about a hijacking a bird, today.

♫ DAH DAH, DUH DUH

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You know what they say: desperate times call for desperado measures.

+1, you brilliant lunatic

The last few years have been quite the roller coaster ride for Moffitt; it sounds like he's had his fair share of uppers and downers.

No, but I have always thought that Edward Hopper was quite overrated in his own right, so Elway fits right in.