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If you really want to see a hall of fame plaque, just take a look at Gary Busey's smile.

I would be remiss if I didn't invite the ultimate wanker. Jump right in.

Hello reguile,

I couldn't give less of a fuck whether it's hip or not. It tastes excellent and gets me drunk.

I question this decision. I don't know if Hank will be the best locker room influence. I mean, he's been doggin' it all spring training.

Of course Bruce put a damper on the celebration. How else is a wet blanket supposed to act after getting doused with champagne?

I don't usually do this, but I think we all need a reminder:

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I plan to, Tom. I love you all.

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Tom, it's called the Cactus League for a reason.

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A step by step guide to quenching one's thirst in the desert, by the New York Knicks:

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Well, they already have the new Coach.

Reporter: Barry, do you belong in the hall of fame?

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