"Not impressive. I mean, shit, I've been playing without a spine for years."

Your worldview is completely warped. Who are you to say what's on the event horizon?

All gravitational considerations aside, John Rocker still remains the most dense player in MLB history.

Loupe: IGUANA MULLIGAN!

+1, perfect

I don't know, your theory seems a bit sketchy to me.

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Spot on, Tom. It's really tough to watch. Must have been quite disturbing to see live. Women's basketball sure is a brutal sport.

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Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

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Upon hearing Lil B's falsetto, Deaf Jam immediately offered him a contract.

Actually, that's the sign for a hit and run.

On the other hand, it's safe to assume we'll be seeing Richie storming out of court for years to come.

Good stuff as always, Burneko. What are your favorite Ben & Jerry's flavors?

Teammate: [pulls Biggs up] Tough break. Keep your head up, brah.

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+1

Weitzell will be placed on landscape detail at New Hampshire's DOC.

"I don't really get to watch a whole game from start to finish, but you've got to love watching Miguel Cabrera."