I want to love it but it’s just not the same.

Probably time to give birth after 2 years.

Verbal Government Approval = DM from Trump

Police: “Freeze!”

Instead of lowering insurance costs why don’t we work to lower MEDICAL costs? Isn’t that the whole reason we need all this insurance in the first place?

I hope the cops are reading my texts. Theyre gonna see a bunch of outgoing dick pics.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

I think if I became President, the first thing I would do is round up the House and Senate Republicans and execute them for treason. Because that’s what they are guilty of. I always suspected they were, but this is just the flat-out definition.

So I called this hotline to complain about UFOs and now the FBI is here.

Is it not possible that the heads of these companies who you state spoke out against the immigration ban did not believe Trump would actually go through with his campaign rhetoric? Perhaps these companies were under the impression that, much like with every other promise he’s made, he would break his word.

Does United not have a single PR person? Someone, anyone who could put some platitudes on cue cards and shove this guy in front of the camera? One of the cops is already being investigated, how hard would it be for United to do the whole “we are deeply disturbed by the incident and will look into it” song and dance?…

Brave little rover space probe!

Stick a sock in it. People hated Hillary long before they knew who Bernie Sanders was.

You really do a disservice to your argument when you throw around terms like “the great barrier reef is fucked.” Im not arguing the point or even disagreeing but it really seems an unprofessional way to write.

and not just an error implicit to the mod — this very much seems like a case of poor installation

Correction: everybody behind has to slow down because of whomever it is behind this guy that overreacts and brakes when they don’t need to. A gap is a gap, and people who use all of the available road - as in a proper zipper merge - help the greater good by maintaining the flow and keeping these backups short.

The guy…