Read as “She looks like she is about to shoot a piano” & was confused for a second. 

Gotta have nipples. Without them, breasts are pointless.

This was pitch perfect. I’m pretty sure the real Spicer would love a podium he could pick up and beat people with.

What a grim goal. Like aspiring to be the next “Gigli”, or the next, “E.coli”.

Plot-holes.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Is Dippin’ Dots just another thing of which I am supposed to have heard (but do not know)?

Speeding Asshat becomes literal asshat for speeding car.

The stunt, known as the “bullet catch”, debuted in 2010 and consist of Blaine firing a rifle at his own head and catching the bullet in a metal cup inside his mouth.

The 1000+ ft tall wall of water in Alaska was because a mountain fell into the mouth of an inlet, which then focused the wave as it narrowed. And even then, it wasn’t 1000ft high. The water sloshed up the side of the mountains to that height.

Best possible apocalypse scenario.