And if she lived in Oregon, some teenager would have pumped her gas and she would have kept her anonymity. 

The idea of rich people getting all puckered up when cops show up on thier doorsteps puts a smile on my face.

Serious question, why do we always assume racism? cant people just be assholes anymore?

I’m frankly surprised they didn’t make the lawyer put on a doofy hat.

“Jesus, leave me out of it for chrissakes.”

This is what happens when you give everyone free health care.

man, if that back seat could talk, amirite?

never forget.

Fuck this stupid country. And I am sick of Democrats saying, in their best tight-assed, pinch-faced voice “I am very concerned about (fill in the blank latest atrocity), so we sent a stern letter to this latest fascist chud expressing our extreme displeasure.” Republicans are the enemy and they need to be squashed,…

Peak Trump.

no speedometer? how accurate is that 3000 rpm reading? was it 3100? 2900? when exactly did he hit the breaks, how close to the “start the breaking” mark... how did the surface change over the course of the runs? what is the variance/standard deviation on the measurements? did he ignore any attempts, or repeated the…

Why was he trying to match RPM and not speed at the point of hitting the brakes? There is gearing in the transfer case, maybe he’s going slower at the moment of hitting the brakes in 4wd than 2wd.

Yea but they’ve done too many things that make me question them. I’d rather ride a bus than give them my money.

I want to love it but it’s just not the same.

Probably time to give birth after 2 years.

Verbal Government Approval = DM from Trump

Police: “Freeze!”