Must be jealous of Michael Bolton.

Goddamn dammit! Can we abandon this trend of pre-trailer-fast-cuts of the trailer we’re about see? It got old almost immediately.

I went running for the first time in my neighborhood on Wednesday, and it was awful. It was constant catcalling. My fiance went with me on his bike because he didn’t understand why I never want to go running at home. He was horrified. It’s like he never realized what it’s like to have dudes make gross comments to you…

He doesn’t respect your boundaries, so block him. He’s your ex, you don’t owe him anything.

The Flash Has Finally Revealed Its Big Villain: Its Own Formula

I do genuinely dislike children and I’m not afraid to tell people that. It’s usually the only thing that shuts them up about it. Although I do frequently get the “it’s different when they’re your own” response. Maybe stop telling me how to live my life.

This is because the moment you say you don’t want kids, everyone exclaims, “But don’t you love babies! Babies are so cute! Children will make you a real human being! I never loved until I had a child! Your decision is very bad because kids are so great!”

I don’t hate kids, I just don’t enjoy their company.

One of my coworkers recently said they got their kid the new Zelda game. I said, I got it too. For myself.

We decided not to have children. I really appreciate that other people do and we will always have friends that have children that we are close to but It was a choice I made very early.

Guys...guys you’re supposed to stand the toothpaste on the FLAT BOTTOM like it’s designed to be stored...the tension keeps the lid on...it’s not that hard.

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

Ugh. If I’m ever eaten by a 23-foot-long reticulated python in the remote village of Salubrio, I hope the villagers who discover me at least have enough respect to film the extraction of my corpse horizontally.

Let us all rejoice, but do not forget this bill failed, in large part, because IT WASN’T CRUEL ENOUGH to suit the needs of the far-right Freedumb Caucus nutjobs.

This me. Though I’d be loathe to call it a phobia, since I’m not sure the technical requirements for such a diagnosis.

To give you a sense of how much Republican lawmakers care about women, take this vignette from Senator Pat Roberts today. When asked by a TPM reporter if he supported repealing Obamacare, Roberts sarcastically responded, “I wouldn’t want to lose my mammograms.”

Did you ever fucking consider that because of heteronormative society its just fucking easier to date men? If there isn’t a gay bar that caters to women in your area, and there are like two women on tinder or okcupid, who you might have a beef with or already dated, then men become your only option. Colleges tend to…

Look how spotlessly clean those boots are. They’re fresh out of a box. Did he get carried there by some indigenous porters like he was in the countries where he killed animals?