There is no way I’m Googling “fingermouthing” at work.

Who should Trump consult about his problem with leaking?

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

This is so deliciously good.

Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

Anyone looking for work?

Ugh Tiffany, melania and ivanka aren’t helpless innocent women held captive. They have agency. Tiffany trades on her name.

It’s just an alternate photo, I don’t see what the big deal is.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

Bet he’s taking the D pretty hard!!!

Trump: “What skin color are the people in Haiti?”

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

When I was 19 years of age, the sexual proclivities of young people wasn’t anything, anything like I see today.

“That was when they suspended the Constitution. They said it would be temporary. There wasn’t even any rioting in the streets. People stayed home at night, watching television, looking for some direction. There wasn’t even an enemy you could put your finger on.”-The Handmaid’s Tale

Posturing for their base, hoping that the bill at least momentarily disrupts abortion services and convinces doctors to close their practices, and hoping that Donald will appoint more anti-choice judges and Roe v. Wade will be struck down.

I have a friend who opened a Twitter account just so he could troll him. I’m tempted to do the same (I won’t because I’m too old for Twitter). But I agree, I think it’s very effective because he cares about what people say on there.