I appreciate you claiming your take, but I’m gonna have to disagree. Not that McCarthy can’t be funny, or sometimes hilarious, but top 5........nah

outrageous ruling from a so-called judge, i believe is how he framed it.

that he thinks what has happened here is an affront to law enforcement only further underscores the fact that he believes his word is law.

Goddam. This lady has all the balls in Washington.

They voted for him, so I think he knows exactly how stupid they are.

Where are all the Republicans who kept kvetching about President Obama’s executive orders and such? Why is this ok now? What a bunch of hypocrites.

Planned Parenthood got my Christmas money. I haven’t missed a single thing I thought I wanted.

I...did not need to know what a bald raccoon looked like.

Gabrielle, are y’all gonna cover his crazy fucking interview from last night where he said he got the biggest standing ovation since Peyton Manning won the Super Bowl during his speech at the CIA? When I first read it, I literally thought I had clicked on a satire column. No. He was serious.

Is anybody else worried that eventually, this wall is going to be used to keep us here?

I’m just going to keep posting this motherfucker.

Well, the problem isn’t fat PEOPLE, it’s fat WOMEN. Men can be fat because they’re allowed to have brains and make money. Women are for looking good, so it we’re fat we are completely irrelevant.

I was over on a sister site saying it

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

What say you, cheerleaders?

I went with the easy option

image h/t: Penultimate Straw, b3ta.com

He also made this terrifying statement: “We’re going to hold the press accountable.” That’s the direct opposite of how things work in a free nation, asshole.

I mean, he has a point. In this shot it does look pretty crowded.