I don't know if it's seasonal because of anything other than the winter gift giving thing and if the engagement was going to happen soon anyway. Now you get your ring as a gift and the ring presenter doesn't have to get you anything else because they just spent a pretty penny. Meh.

Mr. Dilly loves and has fun at his job. I *like* mine but it's just a job. I think I could stand being a SAHM if it was an option and I'd still feel like I had it all. It might be different if I were more passionate about my career.

"I imagine tadpoles shimmying toward the moonlight"

Not to make light of this horrific situation but THIS GIF! The powerlessness of that poor woman to make decisions about her own body and that of her child's is beyond scary. I hope they are able to reunite the child with its family and get that woman the care she needs now that they can probably add some form of PTSD…

BUT he did make it about you. If you are Jewish, he did make it about you. You can make a point about how hard you have to work to get to the level of success he has experienced without using blatant generalizations. Some Jews have connections, some black people have connections, some black people are Jewish. I think…

Well said.

Baby, did your cervix just drop a tad caudally in your abdominal cavity? I thought you seemed closer to 97.6 when I walked in...

Ice cream causes drowning, pass it on.

All things in moderation. Also, we sometimes go to bed angry because it gives us a chance to cool off and think.

I'm honestly curious about general opinion on this. Is is better to have an insincere apology or would no apology at all be better? The only possible reason for an insincere apology is to be able to move away from the subject but if the guilty party doesn't feel guilty, what's the harm in agreeing to disagree?…

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I agree that their intent was probably not to have it get back to any mothers but why spend your time spewing such blatant negativity? Plus, once it's in the interwebs it's going to come back around at some point. My rule of internet is not to post if I'd be ashamed if my Grandma saw it. Just write mean things in your…

My cousin as a baby was less Churchill, more Mussolini.

Honestly, try slowing down. It helped me push past 5k and I was never a runner until my mid 20s. For me, slowing down allowed me to run longer time wise (which I did on a treadmill, not outside, for speed gaging purposes) and then I'd have a day or two outside with my normal speed. Maybe that will help? I also need to…

nope. blacklight/velvet posters and anything you could spend money on from Spencer's.

I went down the rabbit hole to his site. The clips make it seem like the sex was enjoyable. That's a good enough reason for me in terms of motivation for her actions. If it boosts her career as well... /shrug.

I want to watch Parker Posey chew gum all day. My guffaw just scared the heck out of my dog.

best prank ever.

Yeah CK and cigarettes = my brother visiting from 1997.

Right? I will stop brushing my hair/fully removing my eye makeup at night now if you will. Knees of jeans are shredded on your "go."