Joan Rivers dog! What a cutie!

I'm with you, Ginger. My partner doesn't get it. If I supply a costume and it's comfortable, he'll wear it.

My ovary just started ticking when it read "Clementine" so ... thanks for that.

Please refer to the article here regarding placenta. That kid's name is Ulysses.

Kale was going to be named Spinach but they upgraded.

Wegmans has a magical self serve candy aisle with bulk candy. I bought exactly 10 pieces in their harvest mix including both standard, chocolate and pumpkins corn. Perfect amount to satisfy weird craving, not enough to want to die afterwards and only cost 46 cents.

This has little to do with how the ignorant continue to be mystified because of the gaps in their education. I just thought everyone should know that the stick you pee on that measures the hormones in your urine can now be decoupaged and memorialized in your favorite color or print. It can even be made into a…

Like he steals his mummified placenta from the mantel next to his participant awards for chess and synchronized water yoga and eats it after roasting over a chemical laced fire made from reusable shopping bags that used to be 10 plastic bottles? And it tastes just like teriyaki chicken flavored tempeh?

Cavemen had no hemostats, no scalpels, no wheat based gluten filled products. It's the teeth or nothing at all!

face braaaaaaaa

nananananananana face bra

Let me know if you find out about those clothes piles.

My running list hall of shame winner.

well done.

There are so many quotable quotes. I now call my period "the red badge of courage" at every possible chance. Also, I can frequently be heard telling my dog that random things are "like Santa, for your vag!"

anyone? For adult women this might have some TP coupons or those nice moist wipes

bwahahaha