Do you really think so, though? Because when it comes to women it feels like everything moves really fucking slowly. I’m betting about 100 years before everyone’s blase about it. 

I saw a tweet the other day that essentially said we’re progressing towards a future where more and more women that are running for office will absolutely have sent nude photos to people at some point throughout their life. So how we navigate that and make the tide turn away from shaming and into accepting that it’s…

I don’t care if they recline back to the point where they are curled up in my lap. Just don’t do disgusting shit like take off your shoes, change baby diapers in the main cabin (on the tray, no less!), or clip nails.

Aw, that last story. SO GOOD. I thought the intruder with the knife was the ghost, but he wasn’t! I also love the idea of doing a book club with a ghost.

Well it’s California not Dixie. Same old racism, great new state. That shit comes in a million nasty flavors that most people hate, like Coke.

A local municipal judge in my area implemented an optional text messaging service for folks with court dates. A few days before your hearing, you get a reminder text message that your appearance is required.

Yeah, the message from the stranger was what finally convinced me to move. I can ignore a lot of weird stuff, but that was just too weird and out-of-the-blue to ignore. I’d be curious to hear what happened to you. And I thought about including a photo of the artwork here with my story, but decided against it. I’m…

It’s become cool to hate on Kevin in recent years. I have always thought he was funny, still enjoy his specials and most of his movies. He also has a number of personal issues, infidelity and such that he’s brought on himself. He obviously has made a number of poor decisions and made quite a few questionable and…

Get. Rid. Of. The. Box.

I cannot express to you how fucking delighted I am by a legitimate ghost story about the motherfucking Noid.

Roller coaster story - this past summer we went to Disney World. My oldest daughter is 8 and quickly decided she is obsessed with roller coasters. On our final day, she and I went back to the park to ride Space Mountain, her favorite, one final time. It’s late in the evening, close to fireworks, so the line isn’t bad.…

The last one is a big fat nope. NOPE.

It also sounds like she doesn’t know what stoic means. Or real human emotions for that matter.

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What the fuck is that on her head? She looks ridiculous 

It was terrifying. My sister is not ok but she’s taking it one day at a time. Recovery is hard and painful. It’s going to take years and intense therapy for her to move forward.

I’m ok. The confusion is gone but the pain remains for obvious reasons. I will never be able to explain my experience without believing it truly was supernatural. My sister is doing her best to recover from horrific circumstances. She’s taking it one day at a time.

I bet if you checked into the morse code translation the knocks said “told ya so, you smug little shit”. ;)

eff the state of alabama (and the team). glad you’re ok now. also, war eagle.