Can confirm—I am not a toddler. I am 30, about to be 31.  I love this stupid song so much.

agreed.  Waleda skin food smells like a disaster to me and is so dang oily on my face, but after weeks of using it as a night time moisturizer?  My skin glows and looks pretty af.  So you’re right--first impressions are sort of useless to tell how a product actually works.

This is arguably the worst part about this postseason: it’s been so fucking bad that I’m actually cheering for Boston....all because of the Blues and their bullshit.  How did it come to this?!

You’re right--it’s definitely Stassi.  My point about Lala stands tho.

Also, UAE generals giving our generals and commanders in Afghanistan iPhones isn’t suspicious at all...

Someone gave Mike Pompeo a, 18k gold box valued at $20,000 (p.31)?????? WHAT THE FUCK?

It really is. I work probably 55-70 hours most weeks; here lately, that’s been because of constant travel. Binging all things Bravo has legitimately saved my mental health. I can just shut off and watch those dramatic monsters for a few hours a night and truly relax. People get so judgy about it, but I’d rather watch…

I thought season 1 was boring (mostly because idgaf about Lala or Jax tbh although Jax is growing on me).  But the S1 reunion was spectacular.  And then I started S2, but got distracted by rewatching RHOC lol

I’ve always watched the housewives, but never really cared about VPR.  I started watching this season because it came on before/after something else I wanted to watch one time, and it was the episode where they’re trying to figure out if James and Kristen boned in the pool, and it was honestly the best 30 minutes of…

And just like that (from your grays), we’re back to the political purity tests from Bernie bros that ruined the 2016 election for us all.  “If only you were liberal enough to vote for  REAL progressive!!11!”  FUCK OFF BERNIE.  I’m already tired of his shit, and he just got started.

Actually, if you read the fine print, even if you die, your student debt transfers to your guarantor or cosigner on your loans...so if it was your parents, you are saddling them with the debt.  So death is less of a forgiveness, and more of a transferring of the debt, you you’re right; YOU wouldn’t be paying the debt.

Paula’s Choice is like the gold standard for most of the groups I’m in on FB (one person calls their BHA “liquid sex magic” because of the glow it brings). It has to be ordered online tho...their customer service team is super helpful in picking what’s right for you though! Would definitely recommend consulting or…

I love that Chadwick will even take the initiative to put some fancy pins on a simple blazer to make it that much more interesting. He’s always pushing the game forward—I absolutely love his style and the presence he brings to the red carpet

WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS UP AGAIN?!!?????  ;__;

it’s almost like this is a blog with different writers, each of whom have different opinions...

I AM SO READY

I’ve lived in Hoover for almost 22 years of my life now, but none of this was unexpected to me. I went to Hoover at the peak of the Rush Propst football years (before they got busted for grade-fixing and the booster club buying houses for good players from other areas to live in to become Hoover residents, one of…

I didn’t even know I did it consciously, but as I was reading it for the first time, I kind of sang the last bit in my head

Also, fuck her dress, no matter how much she LOVES it.

I love her so much. She’s definitely one of biggest inspirations. The amount of shit she goes through on a daily basis would drive a normal person insane, and she does it all with grace and dignity and even anger when the situation calls for it (because it’s ok for women to be angry, even though society tells us we…