See also: his interview with Grantland:

*sheepishly raises hand* I.....find them unsettlingly attractive. Dude above? Would definitely bang.

“The only way you can remain non-political is to be such a beneficiary of the benefits the dominant political system selectively bestows, and so aligned with the status quo, that you don’t realize the impact politics have on those who aren’t deemed worthy enough to benefit.”

This really struck a chord with me. I was an unbearable Libertarian because my best friend was. His idol was (and still is) Ayn Rand. I didn’t really care about politics or really understand them. So I let him rant and took his ideas as my own. My parents were moderate Republicans and so in my first 2 elections, I…

I have ZERO shame about this. I save tons and tons of dollars, and my roommates (aka my parents) don’t drive me bat-shit insane. It’s a win/win.

I absolutely love living with my parents. I went to college 3-3.5 hours away from home at 17 (almost 18...just a little young for my class). Then immediately went to grad school 6 hours from home for 3 straight years. My family is pretty close-knit so being that far away killed me.

For as long as I live, I’ll never forget how proud I was the moment I learned how to fold a fitted sheet from watching her tv show. And how to perfectly fry an egg.

Right?! And Shaky Knees staff are very clear...if you break it, tough luck fuckers, there is no replacement unless you buy a whole new ticket at $200+. Come on kids....just put your pics of it up on Insta like all of us cool olds do!

Ummm...I had my gallbladder removed last July, and I have zero of these problems. I don’t think I’ve experienced those at all; in fact, I have the opposite problem.

I am from Alabama (not that I voted for Bentley in term 2, but still). And I agree. I dgaf who he sleeps with or awkwardly fondles, but by God, I’m paying your salary and asking you to at least sort of not let this state fall (more) apart. Sleep (or don’t sleep, idgaf) with someone on your own dime.

Jesus Christ and Lord Above. Michelle Obama is FLAWLESS. I’m just in awe.

I totally agree with you (and I guess her) that culturally black Americans and Africans are totally different. It makes sense—different nationalities, different experiences. But to say that Africans don’t receive the same type of treatment in America as black Americans, blows my mind. Racist Johnny Redneck doesn’t…

No lie, one of my coworkers went on a rant today about a variety of topics (which also included Bill Cosby and Beyonce) and ended up arguing that because Barack Obama’s father is African, President Obama is African, not black. She even went so far as to say “I know you people think we all look the same, but trust me,…

Two things:

I can beat that...try having your roommate and her boyfriend have sex in the bed RIGHT BESIDE YOURS IN THE SAME ROOM. It was awful. She was disgusting and never cleaned (when we moved out, I found a cup by her bed from where she had coffee...6 months prior). So them having sex basically right next to me was the least…

I would punch him in the face immediately. I hate people like that.

I don’t know who Kiernan Shipka is, but DEAR GOD I WOULD WEAR THAT DRESS EVERY DAMN DAY.

forget about Grease...HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT WAS HER IN PRACTICAL MAGIC. RIZZO WAS AUNT FRANCES. MIND BLOWN.

This is for all companies, correct? Like, not just gov’t contractors??? So my company is going to have to publicly admit that it pays men more than women? And that the 1 guy in our department makes more than all of the 17 women????? Excellent.

it’s really obvious to me that these guys only hate her because she’s a woman when they go around calling her disgusting shit like “Shillary” or “clitrash”or a “fucking twat.” That right there tells me they’re mad she’s a woman who has dared to amass her own political power and challenge a man for something. Total…