Jesus Christ. I cannot even fucking imagine the horror those poor children went/are going through. We should all be ashamed.

God, I need this app. I have a ton of really close friends who all live in a different state (which they are all from and where we all went to college). I’m 3-3.5 hours away from the closest one of them and it SUCKS. And everybody in the city I live in all went to college together so they already have a set group of…

No. I honestly think they aren’t actually listening to him. Maybe they listen to the bits where he tells them that the 1% is taking all their money and that’s why they can’t get ahead or that student loan debt is a huge crisis facing millennials currently. BUT they go conspicuously deaf when it comes to him talking…

ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod

I think it might have something to do with nose jobs and too much stuff (filler or silicone or whatever the hell they do to them) in your lips?

Why the hell does she look just like Lorde here???????

Kendallllllllllllllllllllllllll bb. This is not a good look on you. Those bangs are not good for your face :(

Clients are dumb :(

:( who told you no? Because I’ll tell you yes...

You’re my favorite. THANK YOU!!!!!

next time I get paid, I’m totally getting one. Thanks!!

See? Drunk-you takes very good care of sober-you (though probably not sober-you’s pocketbook)! Drunk-you is very thoughtful like that!

WHERE DID YOU GET A PAWNEE GODDESSES SHIRT???????????

I refuse to believe Yoga Nerd isn’t baby Ariana Grande.

I feel like this is the only thing that should be allowed to cover that glorious reddish-pinkish hair you’ve got...I WANT THAT COLOR HAIR, but alas! I work in corporate America :(

Kylie gets on my nerves. Like, she’s not interesting, and all she does is try (and fail) to be Kim 2.0

I wish I could star this comment a hundred million times. Ain’t nobody on Kim’s level. I love Khloe because she takes no shit from the rest of them, but she’s so thirsty that that’s the only thing that comes across. Kourtney is probably the most level headed of the bunch, which I guess is saying something. I just want…

Great suggestions! Thanks!

omg I totally need this challenge. Between “forgetting” to bring lunch from home so that I have to go out and get something to being too tired when I get home from work each night, I definitely spend way more than I should on take out. Hopefully, having a little public accountability will help!

Where was this when I was applying for jobs 2 years ago, fresh out of grad school????

I also moved my education up to the top sections (since I have 2 MAs) to highlight that education had been my focus. Putting skills up at the top almost definitely would’ve helped my resume out A LOT.