+ 1/2 salad and 1/2 sandwich

If you give me a few minutes, I’ll consult my copy of The Unwritten Rules and get back to you all on who should be choked in this situation. I’m pretty sure it’s Fernandez, but some unwritten case law is pointing towards Kevin Kiermaier for some reason.

He suffered a “head contusion”? Is that what it’s called when you’re unconscious, laying on your back, and blood starts pouring out of the side of your mouth? I feel like WebMD would give me a better diagnosis.

This guy is 80 percent of Deadspin’s readership.

Deadspin LLC, help me with this. So...the ruling basically (in my reading; not a lawyer) said the very comprehensive definition of development was so comprehensive as it could include too much, saying that the city couldn’t even investigate feasibility without voter approval. Same for financial assistance (arguing…

A lot.

Finally, a young man who has read the chart!

I don’t want to sound like an advocate for raping your teammate to death, but in this case it would open up a spot in the infield.

I’m looking forward to this jamoke getting elbowed in the face by the devil HS softball catcher.

People forget how great Secretariat truly was. I blame this PC culture of ours, changing the name to “Administrative Assistant’s Day.” Total BS if you ask me.

It was, but only because his daughter just asked for a lotioning up. BE RIGHT THERE, BROOKE, BROTHER! WHATCHUGONNADO WHEN HULKAMANIA IS RUBBING LOTION ON YOUUUUU!!!

Reggie Miller crushing it with another hot take.

If the Kia Tigers are anything like my Kia Optima, he was back there to help push.

AND THE CROWD GOES........home, apparently

George Carlin’s got somethin to say about this.

“Kaeden, get over here!”

Using Stephen A. Smith as a source to defend your argument is usually a sign that you’ve chosen a peculiar hill to die on.

The Bills will play the Eagles in Philadelphia in December. Should be a fun game.

maybe he’s just seanist

Pablo never slides dirty.