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Too many toes and a hard tackle.  Rex Ryan just soaked his beanbag chair

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

I’ve printed and framed this comment, because it is the worst joke ever told.

You have a supervisor for racism in your office?

This is not discrimination against women.

Tsonga left her in the care of Nikolay Davydenko, the sport’s expert on fixing things.

White dudes have the dumbest choreographed handshakes.

Also: don’t touch his dick. His gross hand was just all over it.

That run is also an accurate reenactment of my roadside sobriety test.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

30 years from now, people will ask where you were on November 30th, 2015, when the Ravens beat the Browns, and the entire world will say:

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

This Is Technically Sports: The 2015 Jacksonville Jaguars NFL Yearbook

If I had to guess, I’d say it’s either:

Such crap. As a former middle infielder, I’m fine with guys sliding into me. But if you come in spikes up, you’re gonna get yours the next time up to bat. The only time I am ok with getting hit with spikes is if I’m blocking the bag, or if my foot is on the bag. The runner has no choice and I know what I’m getting.

Looks like its curtains for her.