Me and the Mister sext about really raunchy threesomes a lot. This is a snippet of 20 minute long scenario.

tis real.

*raises hand* Hot Guys 4 Lyfe

She looked like a waify alien and I will love her always for it.

It was SO BAD. This was like mid-plastic surgery too so like she was actually pretty hot/normal vs. her current Kris Jenner face mold situation + colossal ass implants. But honestly, boning Ray J would make my vagina and mouth dry as well. You know who’s was underrated? Paris Hilton’s she was so filthy and 1+ for…

Ha! I honestly don’t think Kanye is gay. I know he’s been getting that shit for years but idk, I just don’t see it. On the upside, if Kim K’s Ray J sextape is any indicator of her BJs (dry and boring - neat, if you will) then they really are a match made in heaven.

All time best is STILL Kanye: “Some extra saliva started to run down my chin and he told me to ‘keep it neat’”

Wait, is this being facetious because those are not the lyrics.....

Hey, why you so mad though?

BURRRNNN

Because you don't always know what to do with your face if you're not gonna smile...you don't wanna frown but sometimes you want to give a sultry look and us non-models are unclear what to do with your mouth while you're "smizing" also, alcohol - that's the source of most of my pursed lips selfies.

Demi is me right now.

My good friend's father is a member of Black Hollywood elite (read: one of the creators of one of the most popular black sitcoms during the 90s) so he and his wife (who was also in entertainment, RIP) had enough interactions over the years with Cosby that when all of this started coming out he said "I'm not surprised…

Was that Club One in the Bay Area? You just described my gym!

God Bless you Kara. She's so perfect she brings tears to my eyes. And #datass.

I am legitimately upset about this you guise. love is dead.

same.

You know what "whoring around" has made me? Really good at sex, really comfortable and confident with my body, certain about what I do and don't want in a sexual partner, clear about how long I want to invest in a relationship and non-judgmental about what grown-ups do in their private time. Nothing more nothing less.

there are clearly some questionable sentiments in this spot (boobs = feminine) HOWEVER, I'm not opposed to having awesome looking boobs at the gym. I personally find that when I feel I look good (based on my own standards) when I'm working out I get more into it. I also feel like I look good when I'm doing badass shit…

I really like is that it could also prevent pregnancy—as someone who hasn't found a birth control option that works for me (want non-hormonal, don't want horrific periods a la copper IUD, therefore I'm not on anything) this could be a game changer. Plus, condoms are THE WORST. Too bad it won't be on the market during…