The guy on crutches was funny, but the wheelchair was epic.

“Oooh honey, the blood of the innocents running down the accent wall really makes the room pop! We just need to add a gutter to aid in drainage and some gloss white trim. It’s nice not to have to repaint every room.”

Couldn’t the same be said of buying a Tesla, especially early on? If they’re losing money, then investors basically have to be subsidizing your purchase, right?

Especially because the back seat in these is actually usable! The Mustang convertible is neat, but the back seat in those is practically useless.

I’ve never shaved my face with a real razor, only electric. My dad never bothered to teach me how, and I was always too scared of cutting myself to try on my own.

Yeah, don’t leave us hanging!

The Odyssey in that link is not a 2015 - it’s the 2018+ generation. Maybe it’s an ‘18, but that’s a big mistake on the year.

Like Vanishing Point’s final scene? That may be a bit extreme...

The people that do notice are the ones you want to talk to, like a secret club initiation. “The first rule of jalop club is that you must rebadge your car as a different make/model”

That’s exactly what I was thinking. What do you have to lose except fuel efficiency?

I was going to say roof rack, slight lift, rally lights, and at least some sort of graphics or wrap to distract from whatever the hell boring color it is but your take is much more reasonable.

Divide by ten and subtract $1k and maybe I’d think about buying that, no matter how cool I thought these looked back in the day.

Wow, can’t unsee that now. Not like I’ll ever see the inside of this car again...

I’d like to know where she stands in the Oxford comma debate. 

How big can that back seat even be? It looks like an option only if you really hate someone.

Go ahead and fuck right off for the “retard” usage.

Yeah, my manual 4-cylinder Accord Coupe has achieved 35-36 on the highway and is also way more fun (in its own way, it’s obviously not a sports car) under spirited driving than a diesel f’ing truck.

This doesn’t look like luxury. A beat to shit old Lexus ES is probably a better deal. 

But 3 speed? My first car - a ‘93 Cutlass Ciera - had a 4-speed.

I did not know that existed until now - it’s a shame that didn’t make it into production!