Your mother was a Yugo, and your father smelled of starter fluid!

Only 1 normal driver.

Pure speculation on my part, but I suspect Hyundai was hoping for a TPP (trans-pacific partnership) that would allow them to build this thing in South Korea and import it to the U.S. back in 2016, and avoid the Chicken Tax.

No, man, this isn’t a piece shitting on the Richest Man In The World, this is a piece shitting upon some really awful UX decisions. Sad is not being able to deal with actual valid critiques of technology without feeling like it’s an attack on Elon Musk, who I suspect will weather this onslaught just fine.

It’s fine that the Civic is big now. If you want a small, cheap Honda (like the Civics of yore), you can always just get a Fi...oh, right. 

Stellantis is like the show Chopped, where a bunch of random stuff is thrown into a basket, and you’re forced to make a bunch of stuff just... work.

The interesting thing about these being averages, the transition to crossovers should have seen a further spike in the average weight of BOF SUVs, as the smaller and lighter BOF SUVs transition to a different category.

He’ll get this guy as his new roommate

The official major is “Pre-med Until I Fail Organic Chemistry Then Maybe Media Studies.”

It’s even better in Venn Diagram form.

Looks like Honda started drug testing in the design department.

JOHNNY: ...because the Grand Cherokee is pretty old at this point. (WAITS)

“If you’re pre-born you’re fine; if you’re preschool you’re fucked.”

Unless you want a convertible, I would say the Challenger kills the Mustang as a daily driver. Have a Challenger as a rental this week, have had many Mustangs too. It’s far more comfortable and has a backseat fit for grownups. 

because a stick shift is a sign of virility in some circles?   

Dude, just become a licensed mechanic already. Establish a mechanic collective. Share a garage where you can work on one of your cars sometimes and work on other people’s jalops to pay for the port space. Get permission to do stories on customers jalops. Make videos. Make some cash.

Again, an example of Buick being Buick, and damn whatever GM might have to say.

This 5-speed Element is $4400.

I think we’re missing a bigger point here. This is a Turning Point USA rally... in the middle of a pandemic. Now, if you know anything about the demographics of these TPs, you know that this is a bunch of sexually frustrated 20 somethings jammed into a convention center and the adjoining hotels...

Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ Though the streams are swollen Keep them dogies rollin’ Rawhide!