Joe Ricketts is a bad person who should be castigated...

Probably wrapping up the desiccated corpses of the U. of Arizona coeds he cheated with, & who then threatened to blab on him. They’re somewhere in the Sonoran Desert.

I know America’s wang still has a Republican Secretary of State.

I worked a job which the executive board tanked the company and I lost my house, car, and savings. So what mistake did I make? Or when my wife was DX’d with an autoimmune disease which basically meant that all extra savings went to medical bills. Where is the mistake? Or my daughter’s arthritis, autism, epilepsy?…

Quiet down loser

Wait, who is butt hurt here?

I think it’s worth noting here that ticks should be last because they attach themselves to your body and suck your blood and start off the size of a half-grain of fresh ground pepper but then resting unnoticed over the course of several days mouthparts piercing your human skin blood flowing into their hideous backend…

wtf

that’s the attitude that bothers me. it’s the idea now that people take on personal responsibilities (babies and dogs especially) and then they don’t feel as if they need to make any social sacrifices and, in turn, they impose on everyone else in the name it. babies crying in breweries/bars, flying (obviously), babies…

I saw an episode of What Would You Do? once, where these people were standing outside with Donald Trump signs, and no one was punching them in the face. Well, I certainly wasn’t going to be the guy on TV who walked by these people and didn’t punch them in the face. I think I’ll come off well when they air it.

More like waist, AMIRITE?

You’re going in the garage too

“Make America scarred again!”

Wait really? I just assumed that all girls are like that and all they do is bake and that they can’t drive and that they ruin all the furniture with their constant bleedings from their baby holes. Are you saying that I have been wrong about everything I’ve known about women for the past 30 years?

“some parsley, some sage, some rosemary, and some thyme.”

Having worked in zoos for 7 years in my life, and having personally known Stacey, maybe I can add some of my own experience.

Have you never been to a zoo? Your post just seems judgmental especially in the face of death. Maybe zoos do suck, but why are they dumbass hicks and not also children in wonder, why is she an imbecile when it’s not like they go around handing out zoo jobs and she probably had an extensive wealth of knowledge about…

i dont know... eating a child sounds kinda gross too

No you don’t. 2 years ago I helped a friend of a friend I barely knew move and after we got finished she handed us a plate of Totino’s pizza rolls and a case of Zima’s. I took one swig of that Zima and spit it out all over her new apartment. I swear that shit taste like finger nail polish......wait, now that I think…