My Popeye’s (and Church’s) sandwich is usually the skin off my fried chicken sandwiched in a biscuit and covered with hot sauce.

There’s 2 ways this can be interpreted...

“Told him he was bad at it” - Mrs. Hutchings.

I would welcome people putting a 2-liter bottle in our work fridges. Currently there is a co-worker that stuffs a 24 pack of coke GLASS BOTTLES in the fridge.

I’m not a big Barstool guy and always prefer to read Deadspin, but...

Translation, if needed:

“I love the fact your always working if we ever had sex I feel like after an orgazzum you say speaking of feeling good did see the story on the puppy rescue we should do a segment on it hand me my phone.”

Bless your heart.

Dear Penthouse,

I’d say javelin or skeet shooting.  

I have a 2 year old and a 3 month old and I love getting up with the 3 month old on weekends when he wakes around 7-730. Some quality daddy and baby time then he goes back to sleep 45 minutes later and I make coffee and sit on the deck and chill in the fresh morning air until the 2 year old wakes up (sometime after 9)…

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I’m surprised DJ Gay had time for an interview with all the gigs this month.

Honey Chipotle Meatball Sliders - a favorite potluck crockpot recipe of ours, we usually double it.

Came for the Haisley reference.

Every soccer writer knows that’s a bicycle kick.

Joe Buck Vs. Troy Aikman Vs. A Bear Breaking Into The Studio