He goes by Thaddeus, geez. We’re actually pretty close. I bought him 5 skull rings for Christmas and he wears them all. I tried to tell them there’s a slightly different one for each day but he wouldn’t hear of it.

We need a new season of The Wire about this. 

If there is a video, I’m sure it will autoplay for you.

All he fucking had to do was say, no, It’s not related to Kraft, It was filmed before that whole Incident came up. Done. Instead he takes being asked a question as an opportunity to try to turn It Into an “unfair media” moment and a legion of asskissers don’t take a second to step back and think about It, but rush to…

Despite all this, Dan Snyder was still the most shriveled wiener in the locker room after the game.

I was more talking about the directing and the mise en scene, as it were. Scorsese’s pictures always had that gritty quality and creative camera work. I just love it, but I’ve always been a Scorsese mark.

If the Nats signed Harper, the would not have signed Corbin, which is the larger reason they would not be in the WS (even though I do enjoy your take).

It shouldn’t be possible for me to hold these two opinions simultaneously - I suppose I’m a massive hypocrite.

You’re “genuinely asking” why people watch football? I’m genuinely asking why people like you bother to “genuinely ask” questions like this all week every week during football season?

The Dodgers fans then left the ballpark, engaged in fistfights, and ran over Kershaws jerseys in the parking lot. 

With Wednesday’s victory, the Cardinals’ strange and brief tenure as the lesser of two evils in a series has thankfully come to a close

I also did not include Crispix on here, because that’s not a Chex. Also, it’s weird. Oh wow, rice AND corn? Together? It’s like there’s a generous farm subsidy in my mouth and everyone gets a cut!

If there is a baseline between exuberant celebration and disturbingly degrading behavior, these videos are a slow roller toward first that might not stay in fair territory.

Because the Lollipop Guild is full, short stack.

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

One of my biggest pet peeves in the entire world is when people refer to actors by the name of their most popular TV/movie character (e.g. calling Glenn Howerton Dennis Reynolds in conversation or online).

Jay Gruden deserves to be fired (and you can read that as being pro-Jay Gruden or anti-Jay Gruden). Case Keenum deserves to be benched. Josh Norman deserves to be cut. Whatever whatever. All those things should happen, and none of them fucking matter. It is just Mike Shanahan and RG3, Jim Zorn and Jason Campbell and…

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

Why Earth are you on deadspin then?

Why, do the boxes taste better?