you seem fun.

did you just get hit by the train mid-sentence?

and Kermit Washington

T-bone steak dinner. Enjoy the steak then use the bone as a shiv to stab the guards and make your escape. (Saw it in a movie but can’t remember which one)

that hat isn’t awesome.

that hat isn’t awesome.

Honey Chipotle Meatball Sliders - a favorite potluck crockpot recipe of ours, we usually double it.

I am really sure I don’t want me to see it either.

While in college during spring break of 1995 or 1996, some buddies and I decided to go car-camping in the outer banks, NC. The decision was made late night at the bar, with good intentions of leaving early the next day from our school in Maryland. After waking up at the crack of noon and finally getting on the road…

Wasn’t it a detroit lions fan?

Kool-aid man doesn’t use doors, he bursts thru walls only.

It’s true, me and all of my kids have blue eyes and we sneeze when we walk outside into sunlight. My non-blue eyed wife calls us all freaks.

Sean, you are not a Dad. You share some traits with guys who are Dads.

I’m no Jalopnik reader/commenter, but I am pretty sure you shouldn’t put a hot dog in your gas tank.

Fuck Sideways sideways, that movie sucked.

there’s no defense for those jeans, but they obviously made him wear the large shirt as it has the logo of the Aria casino on the front and the “big shot jackpot” logo on the back.

Found the Patriots fan!

A work acquaintance of mine is a Yankees, Packers, Notre Dame, Rangers (NHL) fan.  He’s not from New York (or Green Bay or Indiana).

you’re an evil sociopath! What is wrong with you?

The “fantasy player...painful death” segment was especially delicious to read on a friday morning.

the loud blind guy behind him...didn’t you read his story?