I will have to look for the Ice Mountain ZL, thanks for the recommendation. Haven’t seen the Lacroix key lime, but will try it if i see it, even though I am often disappointing by the lack of flavor of Lacroix. IDK how widely distributed it is, but Waterloo brand seltzers are good and have more flavor than Lacroix,…

its usually foam that is produced while chugging, that then turns back into liquid as it has time to settle in the near-empty can.

drink one 12-ounce beer (can or bottle) with at least a 5 percent A.B.V. Then do one lap around a track. Repeat four times.

But what if your wife’s aunt’s dog pisses on the sandwiches?

Boner hands? I bet he’s a hit with the ladies.

Double-decker tourist buses with open roof-top seating; kinda like a really long and tall convertible. I think most people assumed (like me) the players would be on one bus or vehicle together with the trophy near the end of the parade. Once the parade started I figured the early buses were filled with important Caps…

too late, he already is...

Let me fix that for you:

The dude in the upper left of the video frame at beginning could probably throw it farther.

The term Gentleman’s Relish also makes me wince.

Well done, Captain Caveman! It was nice to read your stuff again and I chuckled several times.

Did you perform a jumping fist pump when the fire department showed up ?

That was a sweet bicycle kick.

He also sued Lowenbrau for discrimination because he’s never had a good friend or a kinda’ special night.

Well, that’s because on the playground is where he spends most of his days, not driving around.

Right, he stole lobster tails but the writer imagined a ‘rogue claw emerging from the backpack’.

He didn’t not un-teach him any.

Make salt powder. Put kosher salt in a food processor for several pulses until it is a fine powder. It will then “stick” to the popcorn by getting in all the nooks and crannies. It’s an Alton Brown trick, search for his video on making homemade popcorn.