Yea....as soon as I saw he used her full name instead of just saying “Taylor”, my suspicion hackles were raised. Who calls their significant other by their full name?

I hope Bob Odenkirk wins for Better Call Saul. The depth that we get to see in that series is so much more than I ever imagined. I fucking love that show.

You know what’s the best/weirdest? Watching reruns on the religious cable channel “Up” where they bleep out “shit” and “damn” and use a parental advisory at the beginning because show “talks about things that some parents may not find suitable for children.” Lololololol if your kids need shielding from the GGs they’ve…

He’s been there/done that

And speaking of friends, can we agree that her “friends” in the movie were kind of jerks ? The scene where they’re tossing her ringing phone around after she just handed out thousands of dollars of gifts. And the boyfriend ? All she wanted was a year. One year to commit to her job and he’s all put out about his…

Bobby, that Khloe emoji message is the best thing evah.

Originally thought the item was about Emma WATSON and was coming to dispute her branding as basic. However now I see it’s the other Emma. So carry on.

At that point, the only way for her to trade up is to date a Habsburg.

I kind of hate Rainn Wilson.

yeah this whole thing is making me very anxious. We were going to start trying for number 2 in a couple months and I’m imagining it will be everywhere in the US by then...

I’ll probably get shit for pulling this out of the gray BUT:

Call the kid Yahweh. Then never refer to him/her by name.

I’m praying that you are wrong...because lord...that is too much.

Alternate headline: Julia Roberts - Alow Vision

So anyway I was watching Kardashians and my father walks in and looks at Lisa Gastinwatsit and was like “oh, we’re related to her ex husband” and I was like, “whut?” then I showered for a good hour. (cool story, bro!)

Using the KonMari method, she probably pulled out each individual tampon and used Kleenex, contemplated if it sparked joy, and then thanked each for their individual service.

How the FUCK does Brittney Gastineau still warrant a 2 page spread in a national magazine?

You know, I watched UP a few years ago and maybe it’s cuz I’m old, jaded and cold-hearted but I didn’t think it was THAT sad. Mufasa dying in the Lion King gets me every time, but UP? Meh.

As a classics major this is SO AMAZING!

So, she’s 30 and put out a fake yearbook?