hey, you know who that cat like almost exactly like?
She went on to say, “Oh yes, I am most certainly a real person tra la la! All humans speak in this manner, do they not?”
Kris telling Kim, “You were married for 72 days, that was like normal!” is the best thing I have heard all week.
If anything, it’s even better because they CAN’T FIGHT BACK and you’re automatically the winner!
Hold up, I got a better one:
Yes, the cat and Rihanna both have eyes.
Egg?
Rita? Ha! Please. The verse isn’t “Go call Who with the good hair.”
American Horror Story: Calabasas
It would have been better if when Kylie finally turned around her face was a decrepit ghost and she lunged at the camera and killed Rob.
“I just don’t think women should have to wear their ring like, ya know, it’s not my job...
Unfortunately, if you have large boobs, $100 minimum is what you’re going to spend on suits that fit above a DD :( #mylife #sad
Lordy. My cousins and their boyfriends did a 3 day juice cleanse and they were like “I feel so energetic and my eyes are so clear!” I was like “that’s because you haven’t been drinking alcohol, you’ve been on 200 calories a day for the past 3 days, and have drank like 5 gallons of water.”
notice they had to go all the way back to 1992 to find enough human-like activities to fill a 2-page spread on how human HRC is.
“We give each other compliments. He’ll say, “You look beautiful,” or “That looks great.” Or I’ll say, “I don’t know about this outfit,” and he’ll say, “No let’s change that.” And I’ll absolutely say to him, “You know what? No T-shirts.” [Laughs]
I think James Franco is just testing the waters to see if he still holds any sexual appeal to anyone at all at this point. Next he’ll say he’s a little into beastiality.
Them? They’re engaged!
Photo op. Lindsay must still be able to afford a PR person.
Off topic, but have you ever seen a person suit the name Kody more than that asshole?