I actually hope I’m right!

Grace and Grits.

I’m pregnant and this picture gives me a lot of feelings.

John Travolta is the only name that came to mind.

Beets literally taste like dirt to me.

I have. Didn't do a thing for me (is it supposed to?).

Dat jaw tho

Hahaha, for real. Isn't she good friends with the Kardashians? Maybe they paid the tabs to throw her a bone.

How the FUCK does it take three hours to organize a purse.

Rachael?

For what it’s worth, I’m 5'2 and 138 pounds and wear either a 6 or an 8. I have large breasts (34DDD) and a small waist. So I guess it's possible, but I was surprised that she and I wear the same size, too.

Yup. Like when she was wanted Tia Mowry kicked out of SoulCycle or something.

Filter... or filler? ;)

His wife takes care of him, but not the house. That’s their daughters’ “jurisdiction” (their words). Barf.

A sammie with a dab of EVOO?

Rarely do I think this, but throw away the damn key. Wow.

I LOVE my mom, but I wouldn't mind if Sally was also my mom.

Hahahaha. I have always gotten that vibe from her, even as a child.

Oh, it was Derrick.

OCD/BDD make it hard for me to enjoy outings. I get really anxious about how I look, sometimes to the point of hyperventilating. I’m getting married in six months and am worried about how I’ll manage the stress of needing to look beautiful, along with the professional photos I’ll no doubt find fault with. Might be a…