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Thank you, and so fucking true. People don't give the genius that is Howard stern enough credit.

He doesn't get enough credit. Dude’s the best interviewer I’ve ever heard. He goes so deep into his interviewee’s psyche he makes them realize things about their own lives they’d never given much thought. It’s amazing to listen to him really explore the minds of the people he interviews.

I laughed. I cried. It was better than Cats!


He didn’t make fun of Jenner because she’s trans, he made fun of everyone who’s ignoring the fact that she killed someone.

He didn’t make fun of Tambor for playing a trans woman, he made fun of him for being an old man with dangly balls. That bit about the ‘bulldog tuck’ is a joke that younger drag queens make about

I like Ricky Gervais and his humor. And honestly, all the hate and outrage he gets here on this site just makes me shake my head.

Her dad is always like “Stop it.” And she says “shut up.” and he goes “okay..well....”

I agree. I try to separate the artist from the art, but Nikki doesn’t seem worth the moral relativism. Ban-aconda’d

I’m loving him. He’s playing the transphobic anti-feminist, but he wouldn’t be saying this stuff (especially the equal pay stuff) if he didn’t want to. He’s great!

What about Brendan? I think he got the shittiest end of the stick and should also be getting some free legal counsel.

I’m obsessed w/ the clip from the trailer where she’s at Nicole Brown’s funeral w/ Connie Britton as Faye Resnick and goes “Do you think he did it?” in the most amazing Kris Jenner voice imaginable.

I love that Kate is the one to take the official pictures. Kids of famous people deserve to simply be kids.

He’s only 2! Does that seem too young to go to school to anyone else? Even if it’s for like...3 hours or something...he’s still so young!

I call Alison Brie to play the best character, Charlotte!

Yes, how dare she, as a woman, be multi-dimensional and have multiple thoughts at once. shame.

Someone on twitter called him a “big teef mofugga” and it tickled me pink.

I know for a fact that Kelly doesn’t have fleas.

Don’t worry. I read her tweet and thought, “how can you thank God for letting you find your dead husband’s body when that same God let him die?”

THERE WILL BE AN OPEN THREAD! STOP HIJACKING MY DESPERATE NEED FOR ATTENTION. JESUS.

This really has nothing to do with anything but I’m im a sentimental mood thanks to this article and I just want to say happy New Years to all my fellow jezzies. It’s nice to be a part of an online community filled with intelligent, compassionate, witty, and consistently hilarious people instead of angry & bigoted