Remember, this is actually just a follow-up to a story run by Gawker a few months back.

I can’t stop laughing at the idea of some rando tweeting “ur head shape like deflated football,” like just completely unprompted.

They’ll probably just go with the old favorite on this one: lying whore looking to score.

To goddamn bad we can’t have “A very special Duggar the Buggar Thanksgiving” on the tee vee this year.

THE POWER OF CHRIST CUM-PELLS YOU!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST CUM-PELLS YOU!!!

“Also, please remember that transgendered women are the *real* rapists who want nothing more than attack your daughters in bathrooms. Please vote to disenfranchise them every chance you get. We’re only doing the Lord’s work.”

Thanks a lot. Now I have that song stuck in my head and have to claw out my eyeballs.

I’d like to think that, but I doubt it. My aunt is going through something similar right now. Her husband is cheating on her, gambling, opening up credit cards and spent his entire 401K. He did this 15 years ago and spent both of their 401Ks, all of their savings, and she forgave him and they moved past it. Now he’s…

“P.S. Send money. God bless!”

He was just performing an exorcism....with his penis.

“It’s a woman’s job to submit. He did nothing wrong.”

I cannot WAIT to hear his parents’ justification for this one. “He was a young boy” my ass.

Sharpening is fine as long as you have one of the larger-size sharpeners, or one with the two different sizes.

HOW DOES 500 DAYS OF KRISTIN STILL EXIST? JUST PUT IT OUT OF IT’S MISERY ALREADY.

Gawker Media HQ are dumbasses. These idiots have to realize that being a sassy gossip blog is their bread and butter. They’re not going to be invited to the adults’ table by trying to look more grown-up when they’ve made their bones snarking on coked-out mayors, imaginary girlfriends, and washed up wreslers’ sex…

lol, don’t we all- they’ve been using that for their birthday/new member gift for a few years now. Still, pretty serviceable red, that.

NARS lip crayon in Cruella?

I want this to be my wedding dress.

I’m loving her hair right now.

would u: