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And Matt Lauer

“The emotional effects of his diagnosis may help explain some of his behavior over the past two years”

I’m firmly team “do not buy gifts for your boss”. You can gift down (your staff, assistant, etc.) but gifting up is awkward unless you have a significant personal friendship. Your boss doesn’t want you to spend money on her.

He couldn’t book Lauer for an announcement like that. He’d *maybe* get cover of people.

Would Lauer book him for a “reunited with mueller” interview?

Bobby, I mean this with deep sincerity. You are a fucking artist.

she’s a very sick, sick girl. but she also has every resource available to her. the ball is in her court. it’s fucking sad and terrifying to watch.

I was literally about to write something similar. I was really rooting for her and retained hope she’s snap out of it. I think she’s too far gone, though. A shame. She had sass.


She is kind if a walking example of why Disney should be required to train all its child stars in a backup field.

She is the same age as me, except she has aged far worse.

More like a lifetime movie ago, right?

As an non follower of this ginger. How does she have any money left over. Royalties? Endorsements? Movie Roles? Anyone have an idea.

I’ve never rooted for her. Yeah, her parents are shit, but that story only takes you so far. By the time you’re our age, you need to own your fucking actions. I WISH people made excuse after excuse for my 29-year-old ass.

I think people really felt sorry for her when she was between the ages of 18-24. After 25, I think people just gave up. She’s pushing 30. Now it’s like, girl, you’ve had plenty of time and opportunities to change things around. She just doesn’t want to.

It feels like it’s been a lifetime since that’s been the case.

If Oprah can’t fix you, you are an irredeemable disaster.

Oh jeez. So preditable: girl Jez crushed on massively must be broken down now!

When I first heard of a blow job in 6th grade, everyone I knew figured it was like literally blowing air on a dick.