Women these days just can’t take a compliment!

Stop.digging.

No one cares about your stupid boner.

Khloe was always my favorite Kardashian and she just reinforced it. I totally get her decision to put the divorce on hold to take care of Lamar, and think it's a brave and lovely thing she's doing.

I found out last week that I am pregnant after my partner and I spent close to a year trying to conceive. I am overjoyed, elated, excited yada yada, but TBH I already hate being pregnant. I’m hoping much of this will pass once I get to the second trimester, but I feel terrible 100% of the time.

Hug toll is the creepiest thing I’ve ever heard. It’s just like that guy in high school who’d always be like “what? I don’t get a hug?”

Seriously, I have to translate a bunch of hieroglyphs from a coffin lid for homework this week, and I’d take that sentence over those tricksy little bastards any day.

But a PhD in what??

I only know some of those words

Future Mom is Ciara. Future is with Blac Chyna. Blac Chyna is Tyga Mom. Tyga is with Kylie. Kylie is...

Hmmmmm. I’m starting to wonder if Jimmy Fallon doesn’t have some substance abuse issues. Actually now that I think about it more, I feel like I’ve read some items that have more or less said that he’s had problems with alcohol and maybe drugs. Can anyone corroborate?

Sunday morning fuzz brain: Kaley hashtagged the puppy IG #savethemall. I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out why the mall needs saving.

It reminds me of the episode of Gilmore Girls where Lorelei is trying to get her mother to take an interest in her wedding to Max, and finally it comes when her mother tells her she shouldn’t wear a veil—she should wear a tiara, like she did at her wedding. It’s a really lovely moment where you realize that, cold fish…

I have to show mine off because it was my favorite part

She is wearing so much makeup in that photo it’s a wonder she doesn’t tip over and faceplant from the excess weight.

The only way I could love you more right now is if you were standing in my office with a glass of red wine in one hand and a chocolate bar in the other.

It’s completely relevant to the subject matter. She has made her weight part of her brand.

Washington State Fair :)

I’m not depicting you as an idiot, you literally are an idiot. You have verifiable facts that are well documented, a man with a history of abusive behavior, multiple outside sources confirming the attacks and the injuries, and you still are throwing your hands up and saying, “well he said he didn’t do it…

Nile Rogers and Chic has been touring with Duran Duran lately—I saw them a month ago and it was AMAZING. I could’ve just listened to Chic the rest of the night and have been happy.