My mom was a middle school vice principal when I was a kid and if I was ever stuck there late with her, I’d read tons of Sweet Valley High books. All the teachers fussed at her about it, because I was probably about eight, but I liked them and my mom wasn’t going to stop me from reading.

yeah that’s what i got out of it too, I mean why would anyone eyeroll that, it seems like just the regular thing someone says when they are depressed, plus considering how Tom basically took his and Nicole’s kids away from her, I would assume she would be very depressed not being allowed to see her kids ever again.

Wow some of these comments are fucking terrible. It’s like a bunch of Regina George’s descended into the comments to talk shit. Super disappointed in the Jez community on this one, not that my approval matters or anything, but yuck. Awful.

This woman has a mental illness. That’s not something to mock, regardless of race, which is irrelevant here.

I just googled him with a plan to offer some comforting words of solidarity, but alas I have none to give.

At this rate I suspect that pretty soon people are just going to start charging their guests admission. “Please join us in a celebration of our love for the low low price of $__ per person!”

They are going to be DELIGHTFUL when they reproduce and start throwing elaborate parties for their offspring.

It’s always a good sign when a couple starts off their marriage with an act of complete and total self-centered assholery.

Strongly disagree. Stretchy jeans are the best thing ever. I have to buy all AE’s skinny jeans 2 sizes above normal, which is not great for my vanity, but the stretch is soooo comfortable.

I’m a dude and I’m a runner, so I have giant thighs and some junk in the trunk. AEO jeans are the *only* jeans I’ve found in the past 4 years that actually not only fit me well but don’t cost a small fortune to buy.

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

This is one of my favorite dirt bag stories in a long time. The Kate Hudson one is also great. This was a quality dirt bag.

No I think she very much is just spewing sexist bullshit. She is saying (1) that wives need to be available for sex at their husbands’ discretion and (2) that being married makes it okay for her to talk about sex.

She’s a closet Quiverful member.

I’ve always thought the hedgehog/Guy Fieri pairing was one for the hall of fame.

Like many of his father’s prior credits, the new child will have parents listed “by Calvin Harris featuring Taylor Swift” on the birth certificate.

Not sure Lea Michele and Emma Roberts are capable of loving anyone else but themselves.

most appropriate use of “get off my lawn” goes to you my friend.

A woman named Angela Kipp

She could have, and nearly did, cause her own child to die. Over a spider. But, yeah, go easy on her.