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Yes. It’s called puberty. You went through puberty. Congratulations.

I’ve recently started to enjoy when my younger lady friends say unknowingly ignorant things relating to body changes and age but then getting to watch them realize I was right years later.

yes! It’s pretty good although I actually feel like their other shadows are a little higher quality. LOVE NYX

Her hair will most likely darken and become a tad less fine as she approaches the age of five or six.

Yeah, I think this probably is the case for him (besides no budgeting; he defaulted on an $825k mortgage back in 2009): From the esteemed Wikipedia: “In March 2013, Baldwin pleaded guilty to failing to file income taxes for the years 2008, 2009 and 2010. Baldwin agreed to pay $300,000 within a year, or he will be

Anyone who is a Beachbody “coach” is a body bore. They deluge their Facebook posts with constant discussion of health and fitness, photos of their gross dinners (it’s dry broccoli with a side of lentils - no one cares), condescending updates about how you need to care more about your body, selfies of them after

Anybody else think this is a case of falling in love with someone who looks just like you taken WAY TOO DAMN FAR?!?!

He seemed sad.

Wouldn’t a guy who was, like, 19 when Green Day hit it big be in his 40’s now?

I’m 37 and I’ve just A. bought a house B. gotten married for the first time and C. am pregnant with a baby all within the past three months. You aren’t going to rot away, don’t let that shit get in your head.

Young ages of marriage in regency England is a misconception. The average age of first marriage was mid to late twenties, and slightly younger as the classes went up but not really teen bride territory.

If you think that there aren’t 45 year old men listening to Green Day and eating hotdogs and ramen, then I envy your optimism about the human condition.

Not to be that person, but the Lena Dunham Instagram was in response to an earlier insta where Dunham said something about being depressed and having a shitty day. And the comments seemed to assume that meant they broke up. Hence, the second Instagram. So not THAT cryptic.

WHY IS EVERYONE TAKING A THIRD-HAND QUOTE FROM A “SOURCE” AS A DIRECT QUOTE FROM NICK LACHEY??????????? Y’ALL NUTS.

Same here. Though the teacher thing is still ingrained in my head, because I’m brushing up on my guitar with lessons from one of my old teachers, and despite the fact that I’m 29, I can’t call him by his first name like he wants me to. I keep addressing him as “Ms. Soandso”, like I did all the way back when. But

I think it’s really cultural/geographic, too. I grew up in MA and all my friends’ parents were Mrs/Mr. When I was in HS we moved to Maine, people are really not into formality there. Everyone was just Firstname. It was a culture shock at first (as was everything about moving to rural America as a 15 year old), but I

I commented elsewhere i never knew this was a thing as my parents introduced us using first names and the adults would tell us what they preferred.

My mom will literally fight anyone who calls her Mrs. [insert last name here] so fuck off, Danielle.