It should not be legal to have Josh Duggar, Bristol Palin, and Rachel Dolezal in the same Dirt Bag. THAT IS TOO MUCH DIRT FOR ONE MEASLY BAG.

I imagine Giselle and Tom just have arguments over coffee about who is prettier and the answer is neither of you because you’re both insufferable and I hate both of you.

Kim thinks Tyga and Kylie have “mediocre” chemistry

It amuses me to think of Ian McKellan telling TayTay, “OooooOhh, I’ve got a thing that night...”

I've never been a big Taylor fan but I actively dislike her now.

The use of valour (courage in the face of danger) instead of velour (a plush fabric) makes for a fascinating visual. I like to imagine a valour pantsuit is a suit of armour of sorts, or something a retired ninja would wear.

British children are SO polite! I live in Orlando and interact with several tourists everyday at work, and they are probably my favorite. I’ll never forget - once, many years ago, I was at SeaWorld for my birthday and there was an English family walking ahead of us, parents with a boy and a girl. It was late in the…

I swear if I ever change my mind and decide to procreate, I will move to England and bed an Englishman and raise the child there just so I can hear him or her call me “Mum” and say other things in cute baby english accents.

Did she come with a gift receipt? Where do you go to return your Kris Jenner?

Wow, holy receeding hair, batman.

I hope that is a brand new bag on Anne’s head, because God knows I wouldn’t want the dirt, sparkles, crumbs, etc. that line my purse bottom falling into my hair. Ew.

Whatever helps you sleep at night. Maybe tanning is more dangerous to the brain than we thought?

Are they getting their own catfishing show?

Is this where you got that?

Oh, Sassypants :( jk.

Off topic but.... I needed this gif today.

That is not a real reason!!!! Hahaha, seriously, I think they are both beautiful on the inside. And I am crossing my fingers that no one will come up with a story where they have raped people or are fierce anti-feminists.

uh huh

His sin sent a guy to the cross 2000 years ago?

Kidz