Sorry, what is “OTD”?

That might have been one of the most 'Merican ways to go, short of being mobbed by bald eagles

Amen to that. The only thing I snarked in my head over was

I know, sugar, I know.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HOLDING ON TO THIS ONE BUDDY

I was with someone a while ago who had freakishly small nipples. He turned out to be totally untrustworthy.

CANDICE DELONG FOR PRESIDENT!!!

I’m not so sure Ri-ri has two brain cells. The worship of her has been grossly unwarranted.

“Getting off, getting off, while they’re all downstairs...”

I posted this in the jezebel tips section, but I had hoped it would make it into dirtbag - pretty please can we discuss?

Cynic.

Thanks, mom.

Sorry Bobby but I would’ve gone with Bort here.

I’m just going out on a limb here... but I don’t think Maryanne from South Bend, Ind is a real person.

“I love that anyone is still watching Melissa & Joey” - Melissa Joan Hart

Are you joking? My mother’s nearly 70, and she’s been shaving her bikini line since her early adulthood. Women over 60 wear bathing suits too, and I’ve yet to ever seen a single one of them with bush creeping out from the edges.

I agree wholeheartedly. I suppose that makes us the monsters though...at least according to the comments. There are certain mistakes one can make in life....certain choices. Sometimes the effect of those choices are irreversible even thought we didn’t realize what the effect would be. You lure someone out on their…

She is a woman, therefore she needs smaller words to understand how inferior she is without confusing her inferior ladybrain. Those words are too long.

Maybe it hits too close to home for him.